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  Revolution shall come without Raila Odinga . It is a new done. When the heart is seduced, the mind is deceived, and when the mind is deceived, the hand is enslaved. When the hand is enslaved, the nation collapses, beautifully. Very few people can realize this spiritual patterns. May God bless my HERO Raila Odinga I loved you; Kenyans loved you, but God loved you more and it is a reason why He made you to be who you were. Tengeneza barara zetu mbele baba. Salimia masinde muliro,Elijah Masinde,Michael Kijana Wamalwa,Maina wanalukake,Israel Khaoya,My dad Lawrence Sifuna OMUMUTILU,Mukite owa Wanameme OMUMUTILI the hero like you and lastly my late prophet, uncle Walumoli OMUBUYA.

Biblical Satire on Kenyan Tribes



Ever wondered why Kenyan tribes act the way they do? Maybe it's all in their biblical ancestry!

  • Luos are descendants of David, who brought down Goliath with a stone. No wonder they’re bold and don’t miss a target!

  • Kikuyus might trace their roots to Judas Iscariot—a man who really understood the value of silver. Some say his name was Julius S. Kariuki!

  • Kambas inherited charm from King Solomon, the wisest man with 700 wives and 300 concubines. Legends in love!

  • Merus? Their ancestor might have been King Nebuchadnezzar, who munched on shrubs for seven years. No wonder miraa is king!

  • Kalenjins take after Elijah, the prophet who outran a chariot. No surprise they dominate marathons worldwide!

  • Luhyas descend from Simon Peter. He denied Jesus three times before the rooster crowed. Maybe that’s why they love chicken and change political tunes often. (Also, who else can produce Yesu wa Tongareni and Jehovah Wanyonyi?). Unfortunately they are still denying them.

  • Turkanas, Pokots, and Marakwets might hail from ancient Assyrians and Philistines—always warriors, always fierce!

  •  I'm still doing more research about kisii,mbeere,mijikenda and other tribes of kenya

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My main agenda is adopting a Gramscian theoretical framework, the five parts of this volume focus on the various ways in which the political is discursively and materially realized in its dialogic co-constructions within the media, the economy, culture and identity, affect, and education. We focus at examining the power instantiations of sociolinguistic and semiotic practices in society from a variety of critical perspectives, this blog focus at how applied political linguists globally is responding to, and challenge, current discourses of issues such as militarism, nationalism, Islamophobia, sexism, racism and the free market, and suggests future directions. No peace, no unity, no coexistence hence all becomes vanity...! It's why the world is oval.